DIY Assembly Kit™
Build Your Bike. Your Way.
Ever wanted the satisfaction of building your own bike from scratch? Now you can. We ship your bike exactly how it comes from the factory. A deeply humbling experience, guaranteed.
Packing List
What's Included
- 🏗️ Frame (unassembled, obviously)
- 🎡 Wheels (you'll figure it out)
- ⚙️ Drivetrain (good luck)
- 🛑 Brakes (important… we think)
- 🔧 A wrench that almost fits
Documentation
Instructions?
Absolutely. You'll receive:
- 📖 A printed manual translated from 4 different languages (none of them well)
- 📱 A QR code linking to a 12-minute video from 2009
- 💪 Confidence (misplaced, but still)
Motivational Copy
Why Choose DIY?
Because nothing says "I've got this" like:
- 🔁 Rebuilding your bike twice
- 😶 Questioning your life choices halfway through
- 🛑 Realizing brakes are not optional
Timeline
Estimated Assembly Time
⚠ don't do this.
We could just do it for you.
What You Actually Get
Every Brooklyn Bicycle Co. Bike Comes With:
Free Professional Assembly
At a trusted local bike shop near you — no strangers in a warehouse, no guesswork.
Expert Setup
Dialed in for safety, comfort, and performance. Every time, every bike.
Ready to Ride
From day one. No leftover parts. No "why is this bolt still here?" moments.
Why It Matters
A properly assembled bike isn't just easier — it's safer. Brakes work how they're supposed to. Gears shift smoothly. Everything performs exactly as it was designed to.
↳ And your warranty stays intact… just saying.
How It Works
Stupid Easy, By Design.
Skip the Headache. Start Riding.
No guesswork. No leftover parts. No regrets.
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